Mencuri berdosalahhhhhhh

What do you do when u rent a room, ur a student, and yet ur parents staying like 2 hours away kalau naik lrt, but ur running out of money. Faham dak?

Hah camna?


Turn down all the brownies session?
No.

Makan maggi mee?
Kenot bikos exams are coming.

Puasa?
Errr..bukan raya lagi ke?

Makan nasi lemak RM1.20 jer like everyday?
No.Fattening. No good for otak at the mo.

Shares ur housemate's food?
Hell no man. We're org kaya, no share share okay.

Makan beskut jer?
Am no Nicole richie okay.




Let see what this kakak lemah lembut did?

As I was about to leave the house, and packed 'some' stuff.Suddenly jeng jeng jeng.

Baba: Angah nak balik dah ke?

Angah: Yup nak balik dah.

Baba: Tuh pack apa tuh?

Angah: Adalah barang barang sket.Nak bawak balik umah sewa.

Baba: Angah ingat neh warehouse ke? Amik brg brg kat umah sini pastu bawak balik sana?

Angah: Hehe.

Baba: Tak penah penah anak baba buat camni.

Angah: Hehe.Mana ada banyak lahhh angah amik.tak luak punnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Barang-barang yg diambil:
- ikan bilis
- bawang merah
- sabun basuh
- ubat gigi
- nugget
- tomatoes
- perencah kari
- body scrub adik saya
- sabun buku

Err..tak byk kan?

Saya Aboi

This is interesting.

I just got a phone call tadi.Here goes:

Orang itu: Hallo! Ini saya aboi dari kampung apantah.

Kakak lemah lembut: Hah?

Orang itu: Saya Aboi. Smlm saya talipon ini tempat Gombak, pukul sapuluh, tapi tiada org angkat.

Kakak lemah lembut:Okay nak cakap dengan siapa?

Orang itu: Saya Aboi.Smlm saya ikut belakang Che Temah naik motor. Dia naik motor dengan laki laki lain.

Orang itu: Hallo?

Kakak lemah lembut: Iyer?

Orang itu: Smlm saya naik moto saya ikut belakang Che Temah.Saya nampak dia naik moto dengan laki laki lain.Saya nampak dengan mata saya sendiri.Saya nampak dia naik dengan laki laki lain.

Kakak lemah lembut: *garu pala* Awak nak cakap dengan sapa sebenarnya?

Orang itu: Awak Ramlah kan? Ramlah, semalam saya nampak Che Temah naik moto dengan laki laki lain. Dia cakap dia chenta sama saya. Saya nampak dengan mata saya sendiri.

Kakak lemah lembut: Saya rasa awak salah nombor nehh.

Orang itu: Salah number? Awak bukan Ramlah?

Kakak lemah lembut: *sejak bila nama aku bertukar ramlah neh?*

Kakak lemah lembut: Bukannn.

Orang itu: Oh awak bukan Ramlah? Saya sudah banyak malu. Saya dari myanmmar, saya sudah 5 tahun duduk di sini.Saya ingat awak Ramlah. Takk, smlm saya nampak Che Temah naik moto dengan laki laki lain.Dia cakap dia chenta sama saya.Tapi naik moto dengan laki laki lain. Saya ingat awak Ramlah, jadi saya cerita lah.

Kakak lemah lembut: Takk, nama saya paris hilton lahh.

Orang itu: Oh minta maaf.Saya sudah banyak malu.

Terus letak.

Hihi.Things people do masa berchenta ek?

p/s: Kakak lemah lembut is urs truly.













On a lighter note, che fara ada date tomorrow.Malu tutup idung lah camni.

must get out

Gefrens are like brownies.

Sedap di makan.

Dan juga sedap dilihat.


You two gundiks, bilakah mahu membrownies lagi?
Sila cakap.


I miss the two of you lahhhhhhh.

faham dak neh my secret code?

My secret code is adakah you two mahu membelanja kakak
yang lemah lembut (read: rambut baru) ini?



Kena paham exams are coming, so the entry is a weebit senget plus sengal.

p/s: happiest burpday to november hotties: kak yati, dina, nanik, epy, uncle man.november babes is so not best okkay.hihi.

p/s; congrats stupe for the newborn ryan!

p/s: my condolence to kak sabbs and the family :(

matilah like this.

Oh god. Exams coming up in 1 month time. My project paper due in 3 weeks time. damn it.
Am matilah after this. No more movies, no more lazing lazing in bed in the morning. No more. No more tidur tidur.
Blogging also no more. sesekali sesekala nemind.
Am dead meat.urghh.
No more party party bbq besides pool. No more makan makan trip sampai melaka.full stop. no more.
time to get serious.damn serious. seriously serious.

brownies brownies session after this cancel.teh tarik after this oso cancel.
secret secret recipe session oso cancel.tapi kalau org lain belanja takpe.

time to get serious.

tapi why i can blog lagik.haihh.

but first i need to mandi.

Hoi nak cari gaduh ke?

yuhu!

Mr ex-boyfie: Fara, u dah siap assignment IB dah?

Che fara yang lemah lembut: Ada sket lagi tak siap, why?

Mr ex-boyfie: I nak borrow lah.

Che fara yang lemah lembut: Bukan I buat soranglahh, that is grup assignment lah halo, another 2 questions my frens ler yang jawap.Takkan I nak bagi u my frens punya answer.

Mr. ex-boyfie: Alaa bolehlahh, I malas lah nak buat.

Che fara yang lemah lembut: Takkan u sorang buat, ur grup members yang lain mana? Whasts his name, Ikhwan ke?

Mr. ex boyfie: So you bagi I next class k?

Che fara: Dulu masa memula dulu, I tanya you I nak masuk grup u, u sombong okay, tak bagi I masuk.Berlagakk.

Mr. stupid dam dam: U nak bagi ke tak neh?

Che fara: No way man, penat okkay I perah otak jawab (drama sikit)the questions, dahlah banyak.

Mr bodoh sangatt: Fine, after this, u dont know me and I dont know you, dont call me anymore, dont msg me anymore.bye!

Che fara yang berlagak cool: Fine then.


p/s: Congrats kak sabbs and abg amir for the newborn baby - ahmad dani (sungguh dewa okay)!!! The abang nak letak nama anak dia ONCE pulak, perasan.

lance armstrong got finisher medal only?

I've met with my 2 girlfrens just know, while having my usual gruppies study session (chewah), okay we salam-ed, we chit chat for a while.then bye, okay bye.

What?

I mean, u shud have hug ur frens kan? Okay u shud how do I say this, but when u met ur good frens after not seeing them for quite some time, u shud have hug them ke, have a looooong chat ke, gi minum sesama ke, betui dak?

Or am wrong.

Well, after waving goodbye to each other, I just realized that I miss them so very muchhhh.so muchhh infact I still remember us having a good laugh together, us makan makan together, beraya beraya together.Where did all of that gone?
Am I missing something?

Couple of weeks ago a fren of mine told me that am not being frenly nomore.

Ouch.
Really? Betui ka?

All of a sudden I remember my frens that I've been neglected them before.
Because I've worked part time, I didnt get to hang out with them that much.
And am not being that frenly anymore.
This is bad man.seriously.

Or maybe things have been different now? Maybe they are different. MAybe they've changed kot. We're getting older, so we have different kind of frens.But that is so not true.
Because things have not been different, we havent even graduated yet, so we shud have the same kind of frens.

Am I being paranoid?

Or shud I just blame all this to my lack of self esteem? Low level of confidence? Shud I?

Sighhhhhh.






You're not pretty when u cant share the thing that u did with ur nails using ur duit MARA. Not pretty at all.

stress stress

I was feeling a bit stressed out this few days, exams coming up, due date for assignments, and while I TRIED to study, read my notes, I cried.maybe because of tak tahu sepatah haram what the notes trying to say.hehe.
So I sent out smses to some of my good frens, the abang, the baba asking to kunun kunun beri semangat like that to me.

It goes something like this:-
Tolong beri semangat dekat saya untuk study, saya dah lemah semangat tahap kronik dah neh.Sekian.

And some of them replied.

Ayu: Fara study betul-betul. Kt tunjuk kat semua orang walaupun kita cantik tp kita pandai. Ayu pun tengah tak bersemangat ni. Dah la esok n lusa paper yang susah gile
- hehe.i so love this women.nyeh nyeh nyeh.

Zairi: Apsal yang takde semangat ni. Apa sebabnye - Sebab aku tak retilahhh apa yang aku baca tuhh.

Fitri: Ala bucuk2..go fara go..menuju punak gemilang cahaya..af5 - hoih apa inih? aku sepak jugak ko nanti.

Abg: takpe, no worries, baba ada - whats that suppose to mean hah?

Man: Awak, study leklok k..Klau exam kali ini awk dpt okay..Sy bg hadiah k - for sure tak dpt punya that is why awak boleh ckp camtuh ye dak?

And last but not least, the papajee.

fikir2 yg positive seperti lepas ni angah tak perlu belajar lagi kalau dah habis pereksa.boleh relaxs la - baba nih lawak ah.skema sgtt okay ayatnya.

Anyone care to tiup semangat to me lagik ??

hari raya, hari yang mulia, penuh beerti kepada kita

got invitation to 6 open houses last saturday but can only make it to 4 houses.sorry khai and dass, tak sempat lah, got class that afternoon.
jangan malu malu okay jemput i nex yer?

Okay I want to list down what I ate at the 4 houses:

HOUSE 1- tauhu bakar
- roti jala
- char keeoy tiau
- rojak buah

HOUSE 2- nasi dagang with ikan tongkol

HOUSE 3- ketupat with rendang ayam

HOUSE 4- mee hailam

All in small small portions only. Dont worry lah :p

sapa ada kueh tart extra lagik?

So am back.

How's raya? mine was okay. the first raya we celebrated at stesen minyak. believe it or anot? yup the abang's stesen minyak since he cant get any leave, so we raya-ed there.it was fun.oh i cooked ayam black pepper with mushroom to eat with nasi briyani instead of ayam masak merah itu.it was sedap lah.sapa cakap tak sedap kan masakan sendrik?

Oh mengapa kena mabuk beskut tart?

Oh mengapakah mls hendak ke kelas?

Oh mengapakah mls hendak buat assignment?

Oh mengapakah semangat berhari raya masih kental dlm jiwa ini?

Oh mengapakah?

Oh mengapakah bila time posa sebulan turun 3 kg tetapi time raya seminggu naik 2 kg?

Oh mengapakah 2 org rakan saya buat rumah terbuka masa yang serentak? Haruskah saya bertanya kepada mereka apakah yang mereka masak nanti baru decide rumah mana satu dulu?

Oh mengapakah sangat gatal jari jari inih kerana bila dapat duit MARA jer terus gatal buat pedicure dan manicure?

Oh mengapa saya sudah broke?

Oh mengapa duit raya tahun inih sedikit?

Oh mengapa nak buat treatment rambut sgt mahal?

Oh mengapa bila semalam pergi 2 uptowns tiada apa apa lagi? Mengapa mereka kena beraya berlebih lebihan?

Oh mengapakah biler saya rendam jer baju malas nak basuh?

Oh mengapakah Jaya Jusco kena habis sale awal? Tak boleh tunggu beberapa hari lagikah?

Oh mengapa devil wears prada tidak ditayangkan lagi? Tahukah anda saya tak tengok lagi?

Oh mengapakah kuku kuku saya sangat lawa?

Oh saya sudah lupa saya ada buat itu pedi and mani.sila jeles.

*Gambar tidak ada kerna blogger sgt sengal hari inih.