we are weirdos

You see. I have a very weird family and selekeh family. Selekeh here means very loyar buruk.or can I say bughuk.Not selekeh, selekeh okay.We are very well groomed family especially me :)

The conversations I had below with my brother when I stayed at my fren's house during exams.

trutt.trutt.
truut.truut (itu bunyik phone lah)

TheAbang: Woit! Kat mana?
Angahs: Hah?
TheAbang: Kat mana??
Angahs: Owh. Walaikumsalam. Kat umah kawan ler.
TheAbang: Biler balik?
Angahs: HAri neh kot.petang kot.ngaper?
TheAbang: hari neh kan Mother's day,taknak balik ka?
Angahs: Petang ah kot.tenok dulu.
TheAbang: Nak abang amik ker?
Angahs: *smirk* Boleh gak.hihi.
TheAbang: Ikut mana erk?
Angahs: Ikut mana? ermm.. alah ikut jer federal highway..........terusssssssss sampai nampak the jambatan pulau pinang.pastu naik traffic lite dia.traffic lite belah kanan.jangan gie kiri.kiri gie damansara.tunggu traffic lite hijau..
TheAbang: Itu tau ah..
Angahs: Heh.Tunggu traffic lite hijau pastu masuk kanan kan? then terussssssssssss jer masuk highway balik.then akan nampak kastam kaler silver.dok lane kiri tau.then terus lagikkkk.then nampak giant besar.hypermarket giant.then masuk kiri nak u-turn.pas u-turn nanti pas kastam masuk kirik.then call angah balik.angah tunggu kat kolej ker camna.ek?
Angahs lagik: paham dak?
TheAbang: Macam jauh jer..
Angahs: Dekat jer lah sebenarnya kalau tau.
TheAbang: Kalau tau.
Angahs: nak amik tak?
TheAbang: Macam jauh jer.balik sendrik ah.
Angahs: *big sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
TheAbang: Ai?ngeluh?
Angahs: mana ada.
TheAbang: berdikari takleh berdikari?
Angahs: Hello? selama inih angah berdikari lah okkkay.Naik bas turun bas.Naik plak LRT.turun plak LRT.Naik plak bas.Turun plak bas.Kadang ujan.tak berdikari kah itu?
TheAbang: ah.bagus ah tuh.teruskan lahh...
Angahs: TADI DIA YANG OFFER NAK AMIK ANGAH KAT SINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII..
TheAbang: theee hee hee.


*stress stress*

i wasn't born in the zoo, thank you

Let see whut happen on my birthday today.

a) My best fren of 7 years forgot my birthday. Great.

b) My big brother for 22 years forgot my birthday. Great.

c) My little brother dengan selamba jayanya sms-ed me said,
"Angah!! Happy 24th Birthday! May God bless you.and yes you dah tua"
when am much more younger than that. Great.

d) I fell off while washing our dirty cute toilet this morning. Great.

e) I managed to run only 3kms today when the day before I can run 10kms non-stop.and yes I pancit-ed because of what you know? I ate a cup of RM1 sinful ice-cream with kacang tumbuk berterabur and coklat manik manik infront of my little sister's school while waiting for her finish school. Great.

f) Went to the bank to withdraw some money for my retail theraphy activity but frustated only to see the balance RM72.69 or was it RM72.99, when I thought it must be RM200 something until I remembered the 2 pairs of shoes that I bought last week. Great.

g) Went to MC'D to buy MC'Flurry Oreo after my groceries shopping, only to realize that I have RM3.19 while the price is RM4.19.and have to buat muka tak bersalah sambil senyum senyum manja "kejap yer bang,tak sedar abis duit,sorry yer"
and rush out to the atm machine to withdraw the money just to pay for the ice cream. I swear all the MC'D staffs smiled kambing kambing at me okkay. Great.



and yes I dont look like mama juwie thank you


f) and spent the night with the two hot best frens that loves me even when am broke (hope so)



Life is great kan?


Happy Birthday.To Me.

strawberry shortcake

You feel so sad when your own mother said that she doesnt want your sister to follow your footsteps,
You feel so sad when your mother loves talking to your little brother but not you,
You feel so sad when your mother pays attention to your little brother when it's not you,
You feel so sad your mother says nothing about you moving out,
You feel so sedih when you joined 10kms run all this time for your mother, but all she said was nothing,
You feel so sad when your own mother treats you like idiot,
And you feel so sad when your mother really turn you down,
You feel so sad when your mother makes your confidence level really down to zero,
You feel so sad when you only talk to your mother when you have a meeting,
And you definetely feel so sad when you had a fight with your mother,




A day before your birthday.


Bengong.


where are you ally iskandar?

'i am stronger'

So, the exams finished.Lega 40kali.i dono why 40 times.dont ask why.


I thought am younger than them, so i must be stronger than them kan?
No.
I thought am tougher, but No.
I thought am stronger already, but yes it's still a No.
I thought after all the training i did, i can beat them but, No.
I thought it was easy at first, but No it's not easy.
I thought, I dont know what I thought.
I thought after all 10kms i joined, I can skali lagi beat them, but No.
A big No-no.
Sigh.


And this one Yes,


I pancit-ed during naik bukit dekat belakang rumah,my house area.
DAmn!!!
Sigh.
i just came back from naik bukit session this morning.thought of joining the oldies naik bukit.but gila ah.pancit okay.pancit.pancit.
i tried to run very slow okay,even pejalan kaki oso can potong me, but i stopped because i cant take nemore.Right.
And this one another yes, there's this one uncle maybe in his 50s, lari from bawah till on top.i dont know which bawah anot,because i didnt run with him.but gila ka run from the bawah till the top.
Takpelah next time (wah ayat penyedap jiwa sgt).

So, anyone care to join me for another naik bukit session tomorrow?

hah? what?
tanak?

heh tau takut.

.so ask yourself.

hah?
what?
audition for m'sia idol?
okkay. i rather go to la senza okay.even if only for window shooping and also to annoy the sales girl there.nyeh nyeh.

i wont be blogging for about two weeks because am going to sleep at my fren's house for study okay.this is for real.

well,che'fara you still can blog using the workstation's pc right?

no i cant.and i dont want to.

erkk..why is that?

i want to study.i need to study.gilar kah tak study?


okkkay the truth is you shud ask my college,erm i dono maybe you shud ask the CEO, or you can ask the moderator.or you can even ask the abg jaga workstation tuh.but dont lah go ask the pakcik guard.he knows nothing about this.he only know to shouts at us when we didnt wear our matric card.bluerghh.

thing is, i cant access blogspot.com when i'm at the workstation.yes they banned this blog thingy.suck eh?
well, if you thought that www.theangah.blogspot.com is some sort of porno webbisite, think again!
because am thinking again, okkaylah my entries might had this thing about la senza and my purple thong,kan?
but that is soo sooo not porno sangat okay.
so not.
that is ermm, i dont know, information i guess. or in bahasa, pengetahun am.
kan? ke tak?



see ba, your daughter tengah study okay.

kenapa? tak percaya ka? sila percaya ba.



i think i need a backrub lah.

okay bye guys.
sila miss me.

yOu broKe my heart, you hear?

Just because Ellie Suriaty graduated from USM for i dono maybe performing arts,
and she's one of the actress,
plus she's good,
you dont have to act like that.

Just because Ida Nerina as one of their actress also,
and she's damn damn good actress,
man she can act, okkay,
you dont have to act like that one.

Just because Umie Aida is gorgeous,
and she's one of the actress,
and she's acting along with hot-but-not-as-hot-as-Ally-Iskandar, Ako Mustapha,
you dont have to act like that.

Just because i dont know, you're old maybe,
you dont need to act like that.

Just because, okaylah i dont want to call it as old,
just because you're seniors,
you dont need to act like that.

Just because Fauziah Nawi also acted in that drama,
and she's good at making my mum cry even one glance at her face,
you dont need to act like that.

Just because am much much younger than you,
do not think me as cannot berlakon okkay.
because I can do much better than you.

Because am the drama queen not only in the family,
but also in my neighbourhood, you shud know that.

No, it's not that i hate you because your son married someone my age,
and much more prettier than me,
no i dont hate you because of that.

It's just that,




I hate the way you act Oh-Lihatlah-Dunia Madam Azean Irdawaty, in Dalam Hati Ada Chenta Siri yang i also lost count liao.
because i know u can act much better than that,
because i see you in that drama as you're trying so hard,
because i also know i can do better than you,
nyeh nyeh nyeh.



*kepada sesiapa yang suka Azean Irdawaty tuh, sila marah yer.saya tak kisah*


p/s: am a multitasker ya know, i can study while watching tv, ya know.
and yes am the couch potato in the family