apple crumble with whipped cream

Cerekerama 1.

Came back from toilet.

Boss: Faraaaaaaaaaa, poo-poo eh?
Moi: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Boss: Lemme go check the toilet and smell meh?
Moi: Oii, dont lah.

Cerekerama 2.

Moi: I just cudnt understand why some men just cudnt aim properly. Like seriously man, its disgusting.
Boss: Haha.
Moi: Not funny okay.
Boss: Sometimes its fun not too aim properly.
Moi: Whatt?

Cerekarama 3.

Moi: Adikkkkkkkkkkkkkk, mananya cekelat angah?
Atin: Cekelat?
Moi: Ha lahhhhh.MAna? mana?
Atin: Atin ada janji nak beli ke?
Moi: Yahhhhhhh.
Atin: Okay nantilahhhhh atin beli.
Moi: Okay.

Teeheehee.Senang tak adik saya kena tipu?
Mintak mintak dia tak baca entry ini sebelum dia kasi cekelat itew.

Cerekarama 4.

Lelaki keji: So u working in S*bucks? (staring at the boobs)
Mangsa teraniaya: Hah?
Lelaki keji: U working at S*bucks ke? (still staring at the boobies)
Mangsa teraniaya: Are u talking to me?
Lelaki keji: Oh yah. Do you work in S*bucks? (looking at the mangsa teraniaya eyes)
Mangsa teraniaya: Nope, I work in Coffee Bean.

Mangsa teraniaya memakai baju uniform S*bucks nya ketika itu.



Sometimes, these are the things that made my day.


Although sometimes it is a little keji lahhhhhh.

But still.

So what made ur day today? Tell me.



I know lah its monday.

No need to tell me.

itu kamu

It is amazing how a stupid statement from someone that not only look like bimbo but she is one too, makes you stop running.

Fara nih lari macam itiklah.Kelakar.

Sial.

Buttttttttt, it is much more amazing, undescribeable punya amazing to get a simple hello from a celebrity makes you wanna run again.

Bring it on!

walnut brownies with extra chocolate syrup

It's hard for me to crack a smile nowadays.





Buttcrack adalahhh.


I mean, not mine.

Orang lainn.


Can U lemme borrow ur shoulder for awhile tak?

For me to cry sekejap.

Kejap je.

Boleh?

hold me when i'm scared

There.



I just dont know.dont know.

I wanted to cry but I just cant.


Babi.

little secret

This is so amazing man.

Go read here.


Angah is is is is so so so so so proud of you k?


Go Mr. Azwar, you did it!

got a dream? protect it.

Ok u tell me.

Am I the only one weird here?

Am I the only one weird in this whole wide world?

Am I the only one weird here because of not having any friendster account?



Okaylah.

Next time, if they ask me what's my email for them to add me on friendster kannn,

I would say,


'No, I dont do friendster. Friendster is only for people yang suka mengadvertisementkan diri sendiri'

How's that?

Teeheehee..

packed beach

Promise me not to laugh.
I know I shudnt post this but I cudnt help it. Heh.

My papajee have this list on what to bring before they went to their trip to Bali.

One of them is :- swimming trunk.

Cute or what?

Now I wonder whether mom took my 12.90 watson's bikini to go with my dad's trunk or not.



Promise me not to tell the baba that I posted this k.Nanti belanja semuaorang roti canai.

:p

rainbow country

How nice.

Both your parents went to Bali for 5 days without the children.
How sweet.

And me being the sweet adorable kakak, have to be the babysitter for the atin.
But fret not, am sure will enjoy this.Heh.

Cuti for 6 days.
Watch loads and loads of pirated dvds.
Listens to bob marley's pirated cds.
Watch take5 like everyday.
Eat junk food 6 days straight.

Go swimming belakang rumah.
Oh how can I forgot this.
Melawati dah ada traffic light.Gila ah.

The first message that baba sent to us was,

'kami dah sampai,denpasar.tunggu imigrasi.mak pergi kamar kecil tanpa biaya.teka apa itu.jumpa lagi'

So cute kannnnnnnnnnnn?

Oh have I told u that I bought lots and lots of baju kotor back home.
So lots of laundry to do.
Anyone wants to join my party bueh?