Monday, March 26, 2007

apple crumble with whipped cream

Cerekerama 1.

Came back from toilet.

Boss: Faraaaaaaaaaa, poo-poo eh?
Moi: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Boss: Lemme go check the toilet and smell meh?
Moi: Oii, dont lah.

Cerekerama 2.

Moi: I just cudnt understand why some men just cudnt aim properly. Like seriously man, its disgusting.
Boss: Haha.
Moi: Not funny okay.
Boss: Sometimes its fun not too aim properly.
Moi: Whatt?

Cerekarama 3.

Moi: Adikkkkkkkkkkkkkk, mananya cekelat angah?
Atin: Cekelat?
Moi: Ha lahhhhh.MAna? mana?
Atin: Atin ada janji nak beli ke?
Moi: Yahhhhhhh.
Atin: Okay nantilahhhhh atin beli.
Moi: Okay.

Teeheehee.Senang tak adik saya kena tipu?
Mintak mintak dia tak baca entry ini sebelum dia kasi cekelat itew.

Cerekarama 4.

Lelaki keji: So u working in S*bucks? (staring at the boobs)
Mangsa teraniaya: Hah?
Lelaki keji: U working at S*bucks ke? (still staring at the boobies)
Mangsa teraniaya: Are u talking to me?
Lelaki keji: Oh yah. Do you work in S*bucks? (looking at the mangsa teraniaya eyes)
Mangsa teraniaya: Nope, I work in Coffee Bean.

Mangsa teraniaya memakai baju uniform S*bucks nya ketika itu.



Sometimes, these are the things that made my day.


Although sometimes it is a little keji lahhhhhh.

But still.

So what made ur day today? Tell me.



I know lah its monday.

No need to tell me.

11 Comments:

Blogger gravtkills said...

starbucks or coffee bean ada beza ka?

2:26 PM  
Blogger Ayaq said...

Kenape bos anda ingin menci0m bau orang tu dah berak ke bel0m. Keji ah. Hoho.

4:27 PM  
Blogger PURPLE.EYEZ said...

nak bg tips keji kat awak : nxt time if u wanna answer keji ppl, look at their hip & below & say, "No i work at kopi kluang stn!!" hehehe.. ajaran sesat.. btw, kopi kluang pon ok gak per.. :)

10:44 AM  
Blogger Zetty said...

makcik pun sama musykil ngan ayaq masak....why eh dia nak pegi cium2 bau tu? fetish kah?

12:13 PM  
Blogger Fadzli said...

Things that make my day:

Angah:"Dear Abang,tolong masukkan duit skit?Angah dah kopak la".
Abang:"Ye la, memang Abang kerja tunggang terbalik untuk bank in duit ke Angah pun".

*Angah belanja TGI Fridays->priceless!!

1:57 PM  
Blogger Captain Kangaroo said...

Soooo could u make caramel machiato in < 30 secs? :)

2:22 AM  
Blogger cpj said...

boss u tu tader keja ker? soh dia gi basuh tangan.

9:45 AM  
Blogger 13may said...

belanja starbucks...hehhe...

3:00 PM  
Blogger Angel Eyes said...

caramel machiato satu large!!!!!

11:06 AM  
Blogger Freak and Geek said...

:-P

2:40 AM  
Blogger bola2api said...

last monday, what made my day was the fact that I did my first cycling TT on sunday, finished it, n won my first ever lucky draw yg best.

really made me smile the WHOLE blardy day. it was a good monday :)

11:08 AM  

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